Open RP (18+)

schwerergustav:

yugichrist:

A big titted anime girl named Moemoeco reclines in a hot spring, beckoning you to join her……. “Greetings, big brother……” she moans to you fuckingly……

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"Is this really happening?" thought Dr. Steve Brule. "A real life hrentai?"

(via bobbyhoying)

deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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(Source: asterkid, via hi)

  • gurlfriend: happy fathers day
  • bf: but im not a dad
  • gf: :)

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

(via snorlaxatives)